A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.The waitress asks them for their orders.
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," andturns to the ostrich, "What's yours?""I'll have the same," says the ostrich.A short time later the waitress returns with the order."That will be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket andpulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again andthe man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.This becomes routine until the two enter again.
"The usual asks the waitress?""No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potatoand a salad," says the man."Same," says the ostrich.Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket andplaces it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer."Excuse me, sir.How do you manage to always come up with the exact changein your pocket every time?""Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic andfound an old lamp.
When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offeredme two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of moneywould always be there.""That's brilliant!" says the waitress.
"Most people would ask for amillion dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you wantfor as long as you live!""That's right…Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce,the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chickwith a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."
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