WAPDA(Loadsheding Free Gift Available 24/7) - New Song By Akash

A new Song on the current situation of Electricity Shortage! Sung in a very Humorous way by AKASH. Must Listen!




''Lyrics''

Light Ayee , Light Gayee
Abhi Ayee Abhi Gayee Abhi Ayee Abhi Gayee
Aray BhaiLight Gayee? Abhi Ayee Abhi Gaye...

Aray Wapda Rab Da He Wasta
Ek Pal Ve Naee Hun Koi Aram Da
Aray Wapda Her Banda Akhda
Na Pata Din Da, Na Pata Hun Raat Da
Aray Wapda Rab Da He Wasta
Ghar A Meray Khilavaan Tenu Pasta
Aray Wapda Her Banda Akhda
Hun Pal V Nae ik Koi Aram Da

Wapda - Wapda - Wapda (2)

Roti Pani Khana Ki Sui Gas V Nae Ae
Bathroom Jao Tay Pani V Nae Ae
Gas Station Jao Uthay Gas Nae Ae
Petrol Pump Jao CHalo Line Lag Jao
Jahaaz Wich BethO Jahaaz Ap Udii Janda Ae
School Wich Jao Master Bachay Kutii Janda Ae
Her Banda Athay Nae Gadi Laee Janda Ae
khanay Day Paisay Nahe Mobile Layee Janda Ae
Police Station Jao Chaloo Chitar Khaye Jao
Haan Ji Degree Tay Degree Ae Saray Ayee Jao
Mithay Chawal Banaye Nay Zara O Tay Khanday Jao
Unj Hagi Menu Sugar Par Thoray Payee Jaoo
Athay Ameer Ae Ghareeb Tay Ghareeb Kaway Plz
Ajao Meray Aziz Khalo Daal Lazizz
OOO Plz Ho Jaway Gi Disease U Know
I Only Eat Pizza Pieces
1Piece-2Piece-3Piece-4Piece
U know I cant Eat 7Piece

Per Light Na Howay Meray Dil Doobi Janda Ae
Dil Dhak Dhak dhak dhak Dhak Kari Janda Ae
Anda Ae Janda Ae Anda Ae Janda Ae
Haan ji Ghalat Samajh raye ho Paseena Bara Anda Ae
Asi Kariye Ki Khuch Samajh Nahe Anda Ae
Bus Vote Paye Jao Sada Number Ayee Janda Aee
Paye Jao Paye Jao Paye Jao Paye Jao Paye Jao
Haan ji Bhai Jaan Mera Matlab vote Paye Jao
Hun Ghar Tou Nikalo Baar Jeena Hogaya dushwaar
Naee Tay Hovay Ga Ae hi Haan ji Bar Bar.

8 Amazing and never-seen-before Keyboards

Most of you use your keyboard every day, and some of you maybe even to get into this page did a little bit of typingtoo in the address bar. Keyboard has been the most impressive peripheral a computer has ever got which is loaded with features. Here today I present you with 8 unique keyboards that are designed to make you think typing is really a cool task and gives you comfort at ease. Here we go,

1. Optimus Maximus Customizable Keyboard

This is a fully customizable keyboard in the market available till date. Here each key is a tiny LCD screen and the best part is you decide on what has to be displayed on the keys every time you type. One can set it to special symbols, programming codes and allows the option of reorganising the letters.

2. Virtual Keyboard

This is also better known as the projection keyboard. This keyboard works on a laser technology to project a real size keyboard on any surface and makes use of an electronic device which is in size of an average cell phone. The device also uses Bluetooth for its connectivity with the PC. The keys are illuminated on a flat surface and all you need to do is just tap on the surface to type in a letter. Though you can type at a faster pace, people are sure to miss the feel of the keys being pressed and the sound of the keys when tapped. But one thing is sure that it’s going to save a lot of space while travelling unlike the conventional keyboard.

3. Evolution Keyboard

The evolution keyboard as the name says it all is an evolved version of conventional keyboard. Here it gives the user an option of separating into 2 halves and connecting the keyboard back to one piece. The two halves can be positioned as the user likes it to be. It is said that both the halves can be moved 90 degrees in any direction.

4. Fabric Keyboard

Well, this is exactly the way it sounds. True, the keyboard uses a piece of fabric on which the keys are present. This is one portable keyboard which everybody would like to own, especially travellers and businessmen. And to add more, the keyboard on getting dirty can also be washed like your normal fabrics. Amazing right?

5. TouchStream Keyboard

This keyboard has both a keyboard and a mouse in it. The keyboard can be split into half and cushioning is provided for extra comfort of the users. The keys are just flat as on piece of cardboard and users may find it difficult for the first time. But on successive usage, it is sure to make you type faster without being tired.

6. Gripping Keyboard

Now the hard core gamers, who were completely into navigating and playing games through gaming consoles, thought of, why not use a controller joystick for typing? And this product was result of this idea generated. The keyboard shown above takes the form of a gaming controller. The device plugs into the USB and is found to be the best way to type. It uses all your ten fingers for typing and the device also features a mouse to control the activities over the screen. Once you get the hang of this, typing successfully at fifty to seventy words per minute is like dream come true.

7. Wearable Keyboard

This is a keyboard designed for outdoor usage. The keyboard can be attached on your arm with a help of a belt. Typing on this kind of keyboard gives great relief for the people working outdoors because of its easy portability and usage.

8. CombiMouse Keyboard

The basic idea behind this keyboard was to combine both keyboard and mouse into a single device. The right keyboard is used as the mouse with two extra keys especially for left and right clicks. The left part of the keyboard accounts for the mouse wheel used for scrolling.

However, no matter the different shapes and sizes they come in, most keyboards use a similar technology to translate a keystroke into a computer signal and the above 8 keyboards have performed this task with ease.

http://www.bytecolumn.com/08/8-amazing-and-never-seen-before-keyboards/

2012 Dragon Tattoos Designs

Tattoos are Quiet trendy and are in fashion from a long time now. There are different types of tattoos and we see many creative ideas of tattoos around. Tattoos may be made for self satisfaction or for public attraction both ways they are quite in fashion now a days.
Here we will talk about the basic and the most used style around the Dragon Tattoos. From the beginning dragon tattoos were quiet like able and were signal of power. Men and Women from around the world were gone crazy for these Tattoos and even Celebrities were fond of them. Here are some Famous celebrities who have the Dragon Tattoos.

Ashley Dupre

Lenny Kravitz

Angelina Jolie

Here are Some designs for 2012 which you would like to have. See them all, choose one and have it. And then you can show it up and boost about it!

Lotus could go into administration - Report

Zhejiang Youngman and Genii also rumored as possible buyers

Lotus' new parent company, DRB-Hicom, could be looking at putting the brand into administration to free itself from approximately £200 ($317) million worth of debt.

While that's just one scenario on the table, Autocar is reporting DRB-Hicom is also considering selling Lotus to former Saab bidder Zhejiang Youngman Lotus Automobile. This seems plausible since the company has been Lotus' Chinese importer since 2006.
On the other hand, the recent breakup between the Lotus F1 team and Group Lotus has fueled speculation that team's owner, Genii, is considering buying the automaker. When asked about that possibly, Genii's Gerard Lopez said "We don't know yet, because we really do not know what the new owner wants to do with it."
Source: Autocar

Fucked Up LIFE!

Slow Internet Joke

Rock, Paper, Scissors With Blossom And Bubbles

2012 Audi R8 GT Spyder Price, Pictures, Features, Specifications, Options & Launch

2012 Audi R8 GT Spyder Price Starts from $211,200

German Automaker Audi announced the pricing for 2012 Audi R8 GT Spyder which starts from $211,200, R8 GT Spyder is powered by the 5.2 liter V10 gasoline engine mated to a six speed sequential gear box, delivers an maximum output of 560 horsepower and peak torque of 398 lb-feet. 2012 Audi R8 GT Spyder is a quattro all wheel drive and it sprints 0-60 Mph in just 3.8 seconds, while the top speed climbs to 197 Mph, coming to the body its a complete aerodynamic package with carbon fiber.

Features & Specifications :

• LED Daytime Running Lights
• Sport-tuned Suspension 
• Sports Seats (Heated) 
• 19-inch R8 GT wheels 
• High-performance brakes (Front & Rear disc brakes) 
• Satellite Navigation 
• LED Tail lamps
• 6 CD changer 
• Audio system with 7 speakers 
• Blue-tooth i Pod 
• Aluminum Gear Knob 
• Front splitter 
• Rear Diffuser 
• Sports seats with Alcantara and leather Front Air bags

New Swift DZire 2012 Launch from Maruti Suzuki, Price, Pictures, Features, Specifications, Options & Launch

2012 Maruti Suzuki Swift DZire Launched in India with a Price Tag of Rs 4.79 Lakhs

Maruthi Suziki, the leading Auto Maker of India Launched the highly anticipated 2012 Maruti Suzuki Swift DZire, which is based on the very successful model 2011 Swift DZire. 2012 Maruti Suzuki Swift DZire will be available in two different engine variants, petrol and diesel. Petrol variant is powered by the 1.2 liter MPFI engine mated to a 5 speed manual transmission delivers a maximum output of 87PS at 6000 rpm and a peak torque of 114 Nm at 4000 rpm.

2012 Maruti Suzuki Swift DZire compact sedan sprints 0-60 Mph in 12.6 seconds, fuel efficiency of this compact sedan is 19.1 km per liter, coming to the diesel variant, it is powered by the 1.3 liter DDIS Turbo charged engine combined to a 5 speed manual transmission produces a maximum output of 74 PS at 4000 rpm and a peak torque of 190 Nm at 2000 rpm, fuel economy is 23.4 km per liter.

Features & Specifications :

Key-less entry
Auto Climate contol
New instrument cluster
Body coloured bumpers
Front fog lamp
Rear fog lamp
Rear window defogger
Multi-functional display
Low fuel warning lamp
Internally adjustable ORVMs
Air Bags
Immobilizer
Door closure warning lamp
Seat belt reminder

2012 Maruti Suzuki Swift DZire Petrol Vriants :

The petrol version of 2012 Maruti Suzuki Swift DZire will be available in four different trims
2012 Swift DZire LXI (1197cc, Petrol engine ) Price – Rs.4,97,861
2012 Swift DZire VXI (1197cc, Petrol engine ) Price – Rs.5,52,948
2012 Swift DZire ZXI (1197cc, Petrol engine ) Price – Rs.6,43,373
2012 Swift DZire Automatic (1197cc, Petrol engine ) Price – Rs.6,79,751 ( Automatic Transmission will be available)

2012 Maruti Suzuki Swift DZire DieselVriants :

The diesel version of 2012 Maruti Suzuki Swift DZire will be available in three different trims
2012 Swift DZire LDI (1248cc, Diesel engine) Price – Rs.6,02,838 2012
Swift DZire VDI (1248cc, Diesel engine) Price – Rs.6,55,846 2012
Swift DZire ZDI Price (1248cc, Diesel engine) Price – Rs.7,36,917
(Price listed above excluding Taxes)

A. Kahn Design 2012 Porsche Panamera Pictures,Specifications and Launch

The British after market tuner A. Khan unveiled 2012 Porsche Panamera wide track, Khan modified the Porsche Panamera with lowered sports suspension system.

Coming to the interior Khan upgraded with a blend of claret quilted and perforated leather with the speedo and rev counter facia in red and cream.
The exterior includes a wide vented front and rear wheel arches along with an integrated rear air dam.

A. Kahn Panamera Features & Specifications

The specifications of A. kahn Porsche Panamera are as follows:

• Bi-xenon headlamps
• Front and rear park assist
• Porsche pdk including auto start/stop function
• Sport chrono plus package
• Billet aluminum side vents
• Privacy tinted glass
• Red brake calipers
• Tinted rear lamps
• 22” Kahn RS600 wheels
• Satellite navigation
• Power lift tailgate
• Heated front seats
• IPod connectivity

President Obama Sings Al Green

President Obama rocked the fundraiser at Spike Lee's house by singing Al Green "Let's stay together" when Al Green was in the audience and after that he said:

“I cannot sing like you, I just wanted to show my appreciation.”
Check out the video:

The fundraiser by Spike Lee was full of celebs including Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. Who later tweeted that:
Nick tweeted about the experience:
 “Wow!”Just left dinner with the President @BarackObama very inspiring! Thank you to Mr and Mrs @SpikeLee for hosting at their home.”
Mariah chimed in: “Just left dinner with President Obama. Beyond inspiring. Thank you Mr+Mrs Spike Lee!”

Spike Lee’s fundraiser cost $38,500 a plate and is in the Google Trends most searched for 21st January 2012 which shows that it has been a big success.

2012 Jaguar XKR-S Convertible, Engine,Price,Pictures & Specifications

Jaguar Revealed their latest model 2012 Jaguar XKR-S Convertible at Los Angeles Auto Show which comes with a supercharged 5.0-liter V8 engine which delivers 550 horsepower and 502 pound-feet of torque coupled With a standard six-speed paddle-shifted automatic which allows for an acceleration from 0-60 mph (96 km/h) in 4.2 seconds and a top speed of 186 mph (300 km/h).

The new XKR-S Convertible is quite simply the fastest convertible Jaguar has ever built. The Price of XKR-S Convertible Starts From £103,000 in U.K and in U.S With a MSRP of $138,000.

2013 Buick Encore Live Photos, Features, Specifications & Launch

After a series of teasers, today Buick officially Unveiled their 2013 Buick Encore at the 2012 Detroit Auto Show, 2013 Buick Encore crossover is powered by a 1.4 liter turbo charged 4 cylinder engine, which is mated to a six speed automatic transmission delivers 148 horsepowers and a peak torque of 140 pound feet.

2013 Buick Encore crossover’s interior include the seats with rich leather, a 7 inch LCD display, Voice activated system, a backup camera, a very good sound system, the exterior includes 18 inch alloy wheels, a dark gray grille, very stylish head lamps.  2013 Buick Encore crossover will hit the roads in first quarter of 2013.

Official Mission Impossible 4: Ghost Protocol Theme for Windows 7

Probably one of my favorite TV programs when I was growing up was the show Mission Impossible with Peter Graves in it. I can always remember the phrase 'Your mission, should you choose to accept it is....”. Well most of you know or are aware of the latest movie Mission Impossible movie that is now out starring Tom Cruise.

Microsoft has joined forces and as a way to celebrate the movie release, they have released a pretty neat Windows 7 theme with the mission to add some spice to the plain old desktops.

In the theme pack, there are four wallpapers all high-resolution. The wallpapers feature Tom Cruise who plays the character of Ethan Hunt. There are also other characters in different scenes from the movie. Microsoft suggests that “...your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to download the free Windows 7 theme and get a glimpse of the action and adventure that you can expect in the film. For those that haven't seen the film, you should take the time to go see the film. It is good and if you are into action movies, you will enjoy it. It is directed by Brad Bird. It has been given a score of 7.8 on IMDB.

It is important to note that when you download the Windows 7 theme pack that you can only use it on the Home Premium Edition, the Professional Edition, the Enterprise Edition and the Ultimate Edition. It will not work on the Starter Edition. Of course if you have the Starter Edition, you are probably already aware of the fact that in order to modify or change the desktop background, you have to have some type of third-party software to make that happen.

So for all Mission Impossible fans or even Tom Cruise fans and are running Windows 7 on your desktop, go ahead and download the theme pack. To get it to install, all you have to do is to double-click on the file and it will go ahead and install!!

2013 DC Design Avanti Sports Car Price, Photos, Features, Specifications & Launch

DC Design Unveiled their Avanti Sports Car with a price Tag of Rs.30 Lakhs at the 2012 Delhi Auto Expo. Avanti Sports Car is the first ever sports car in India. DC Design Avanti Sports Car is powered by the Ford EcoBoost 2.0-litre four-cylinder, 16-valve engine mated to a six-speed manual transmission(there is achoice of both manual and Automatic Transmission), which is capable of delivering an output of 265 horsepowers. Avanti sprints 0 to 60 Mph in just 7.0 seconds.

Initially DC Design will produce 300 Avanthi units at their Pune plant, expectedly Avanthi will hit the roads by early 2013, coming to the price, it will be Rs. 30,00000/- and it will be around $56,000 U.S.D. Bookings for 2013 DC Design Avanti Sports Car will start in February 2012.

Sareni United’s 2012 Chevrolet Camaro GT Racer Price, Photos, Features,Specifications & Launch

2012 Chevrolet Camaro GT Racer by Sareni United

Sareni United company is started by the Reiter Engineering to build a Chevrolet Camaro GT Race car.2012 Chevrolet Camaro GT Racer is powered by the 7.9-liter Katech V8 engine produces 650 horsepower and a peak torque of 627 pound-feet.